A guy with a giant orange head walks into a bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says to him “Look, I can’t help but notice that your head is a giant orange.” The guy nods his giant orange head, ruefully, “Yeah, THAT’S a story.”
The bartender presses him for the details and the guy tells him “I was walking along the beach one day and I stub my toe on something. I look down and there’s a bottle in the sand. I pick it up, rub it off and there’s a puff of smoke and this genie appears. He tells me I have three wishes. So I think for half a second and say “I wish I had a million dollars.” Another puff of smoke and the genie’s gone and there’s this box lying there. I open it and there’s a million dollars in cash. I take the money and check into a big fancy hotel.
I’m all alone in the lavish suite and I’m feeling kinda lonely so I pull out the bottle and give it a rub and the genie’s back. I tell him “I wish I can have sex with every Playmate from the last twelve months.” Genie says “Your wish is my command” and disappears in a puff of smoke. A second later there’s a knock on my door. I open it and who do you think is there? Hugh Hefner! And he tells me he’s having a party next door and invites me. I go over there and I end up having sex with every Playmate from –“
“Okay, Okay,” interrupts the bartender, “but how did you end up with a giant orange head?” The guy sighs, “Well here’s where I MAY have made a little mistake. For my third wish I wished I had a giant orange head.”